The Girl With The Dogs

“He’s Not an Orange, He’s the Whole Grove”

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The Girl With the Dogs bathes a big stinky orange boi, and reader Susan H. and her orange boi could definitely relate:

A very large house cat with orange fur sits on a groomers table next to a black plastic bottle labeled Fluff Off.

I was watching this video when Julius came into the office and started watching with me. He was fascinated, and I had to laugh when she called Simba a sentient throw pillow, because I always refer to Julius as a sentient traffic cone! The comments below the video are hilarious, too.

A sampling of the YouTube comments: “He’s not an orange, he’s the whole grove.” “That ain’t Simba, that’s Garfield.” “His outer love bug was fighting so hard against his inner mayonnaise.”

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Pick a Pack of Precious Puppies

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The Girl With the Dogs takes on a pack of five — count ’em, five! — stocky, chubby Theodore Roosevelt terrier puppies. Bully for her!

A puppy stands on a table, wrapped in a red towel, looking a bit uncertain about its surroundings.
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Perfectly Polished Poofy Pom

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The Girl With the Dogs takes on a client who is “ninety percent hair” and adores the blow dryer.

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Water You Doing to Me?!

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This poodle mix pup is a sweet little lady in the bathtub — until the water comes on. Yet she bravely perseveres, and soon the magic blow-dry wand transforms her from damp mop to poofy princess.

A dog with white muzzle fur and brown patches around her eyes stands on a groomers bathing table and sticks her tongue out
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