I Been Framed, I Tell Ya

The Cutetropolis Center for the Questionable Arts is pleased to announce the premiere of a new outdoor exhibit, “Still Lives,” by experimental artist C. Malcolm Florpknacker. “By putting ordinary folks on display,” explains the artist, “we can refocus our attention on who really matters most in our lives: ourselves.”

a dog sits on a green lawn behind an empty picture frame. A white soccer ball sits in front of the frame
Wait, I gotta sit here for three hours so you can focus on yourself?

_DSC8440, by jugglingpics

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And finally: Deer Dash

Andrew Y. shares a mom who knows sometimes the kids just need to let off some steam.

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Share the Bed, Buddy

Buddy the golden retriever often has to contend with invaders stealing his bed, but it looks like he’s resigned himself to the inevitability of it all.

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Madame Esmeralda Sees All

Welcome, truth seeker. You wish for Madame Esmeralda to gaze beyond the mists of time to reveal your future, do you not? I see… I see a belly, soft, fluffy, inviting. It beckons to you to reach out and sink your hand into its luxurious silky texture. But wait — there is also danger, I… I cannot continue without tuna…

a fluffy cat wears a frilly pink hood with a brooch-like decoration at the top
And fresh, too — none of that canned stuff.

Trying on at the wrong time, by lumiegor, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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