Who is smarter — dogs or cats? That age-old question takes a puzzling new turn as three huskies and two cats navigate fiendishly difficult (for them) maze, in this video found by reader Karen F.
Amazing Maze Match!
Huskies
Who Was That Masked Mutt?
By day, mild-mannered Milton Morganstoofle lives a quiet life of belly rubs and relaxing in his garden. But whenever there is injustice, whenever letter carriers need to be barked at, whenever mean cats whap puppies, he puts on his mask and becomes… Captain Husky!
Cannock, by cattan2011, licensed under CC BY 2.0
The Chromatic Husky Scale
To help readers understand the many variances in husky coloring, we have prepared the chromatic husky scale, which ranges from pure white to brownish grey. This should not be confused with the dramatic husky scale, which ranges from “awooo get away from me with those nail clippers you’re trying to cut my legs off I just know it!” to “awooo don’t put me in that bathtub it’s full of acid and zombie piranha fish I just know it!”
Work Stoppage
Dear Resident: We attempted to enter your home today to service your air conditioner. However our technician was greeted by a large dog who brought toy after toy and pestered him until he agreed to play tug-of-war with Mr. Squeaky Octopus. After that the dog offered our technician a bag of potato chips from the pantry and several beers to wash them down. As a result he was unable to complete the work, but will return tomorrow. Please have more beer.
