By day, mild-mannered Milton Morganstoofle lives a quiet life of belly rubs and relaxing in his garden. But whenever there is injustice, whenever letter carriers need to be barked at, whenever mean cats whap puppies, he puts on his mask and becomes… Captain Husky!

Cannock, by cattan2011, licensed under CC BY 2.0

To help readers understand the many variances in husky coloring, we have prepared the chromatic husky scale, which ranges from pure white to brownish grey. This should not be confused with the dramatic husky scale, which ranges from “awooo get away from me with those nail clippers you’re trying to cut my legs off I just know it!” to “awooo don’t put me in that bathtub it’s full of acid and zombie piranha fish I just know it!”