Dramatic Squirrel is Dramatic

“Oh, kind traveler, spare a morsel for a poor wretched forest creature such as I! A peanut, perchance, or a cashew or two! I would feast on a filbert, but an almond will do! A pecan or pistachio would please this sad snacker! Or even a walnut (but lend your nutcracker)!”

A squirrel stands on its back legs and reaches up with one outstretched arm
Them suckers is tough.

Sunshine the squirrel is a beggar!, by MBAnimalPics, licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0

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That’s Amore!

a dog and a fox eat pizza from a cardboard box in a backyard

When a dog feeds a fox pizza straight from the box, that’s amore
When you’re poised to attack but instead get a snack, that’s amore
Lots of cheese
Pepperoni please
Never mind the fleas
Underneath the trees so beguiling
When you trust
Then you really must
Share a bit of crust
And a wine robust ’til you’re smiling

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Ciao bella, Elizabeth G.

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Kitten With Suspicion

Here’s a kitten with suspicion
That there’s been some key omission
Of some info that she’s wishin’
She could find the means of fishin’
But she’s got no inhibition
And she don’t need no permission
So she’s making it her mission
To glare you into submission
Until you break down with contrition
And you make a full admission

kitten glares at you through narrow eyes.
So ‘fess up or I’ll start hissin’

Ohana, by RaphLeFou, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)

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