Links: On the Next “Maury”

And finally: A Half-Baked Disguise

That’s not what they mean by “purebred dog,” Andrew Y.

https://twitter.com/shiber/status/1087156843426783232

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We Evolved Into That?

“I mean, just look at that runty little thing! Hey, short stack! Chase down any rabbits on those stubby legs? Yeah, I didn’t think so! And whose idea was them floppy ol’ Dumbo ears? Is that why they tie a rope to you, keep you from flying away? Hey, I’m talkin’ to you, flyboy! What, cat got your tongue?”

Can we please look at the giraffes? (Reddit)

I’m having high school flashbacks now, Sharon H.

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