Wow, it’s my old shoebox! I used to love playing in this when I was a kitten. I’d lurk inside and pounce on my brothers, or just stretch out for a nap. Hey, it still fits!

April 3, 1983 — After a contentious internal debate, judges for the Guinness Book of World Records decline to certify a record set by Snowball McPoofybottom for “Smallest Box Sat In.”

Guess the judges didn’t (wait for it) think outside the box, Murray C.