Thanks for the new bed, but really it’s too nice for me. I wouldn’t want to mess it up by getting dog hair all over it. I’m sure it’s comfortable and all, but I’ve just gotten this box broken in the way I like it. Maybe I can sleep in it on special occasions.
Boxaholics
A Jarring Image
An important reminder that Auntie Gravity’s Down-Home Catnip Crunchie Snack Mix is sold by weight, not by volume. Some settling of contents may occur during shipping and handling.
It’s not a half empty jar, Andrew Y., it’s a completely full… cat.
Carpet Crawler
Do you need help keeping your carpets clean? With today’s busy lifestyles, there isn’t always time to vacuum. That’s why there’s Roombox™, the automatic carpet cleaning robot. Roombox continually roams your carpet to locate and remove dropped food particles such as potato chips, candy, french fries, and pizza crusts. Especially pizza crusts. Roombox really loves pizza crusts.
Box and Breakfast
Guests of Cutetropolis stay at the stylish Hotel Corrugato, featuring luxuriously confining high-rise suites overlooking beautiful Lago delle Anatre. Advance reservations recommended due to limited space.