As you venture deep into the caverns in search of treasure you will encounter dangerous monsters: trolls, goblins, insurance salesmen and more. But the cleverest of these is a lethal trap disguised as a treasure chest, known as the meowmic.
Oh, you think you’re alone? You’re never alone. Wherever you go, you are under constant surveillance by members of Feline Locators of Citizens (FLoC), a global network devoted to monitoring your every move.
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I know I’m just a lowly housecat, but deep down I feel like I was meant to be a lion. I can just see myself crouching in the tall grass, leaping at unsuspecting prey, then basking in the sun after the hunt. Basically the stuff I do as a cat, only bigger.
As a cat, the art of camouflage can be an important ability to ensure your safety from dogs, toddlers, and the dreaded vacuum cleaner. Make note of useful hiding locations such as planters, boxes, and curtains. When these aren’t available, hide in plain sight by pretending to be a throw rug.
