Flat Cat Mat

As a cat, the art of camouflage can be an important ability to ensure your safety from dogs, toddlers, and the dreaded vacuum cleaner. Make note of useful hiding locations such as planters, boxes, and curtains. When these aren’t available, hide in plain sight by pretending to be a throw rug.

a cat lies on its back, viewed from overhead
(Uh-oh, I think I hear the vacuum cleaner.)

P7210370, by ivveg, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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Undercover Cat

Could your cat be spying on you? In its ever-widening quest to gather personal data, Big Tech has a new foot soldier: Cats, who can eavesdrop undetected in exchange for free tuna snacks from Amazon.

A cat sits on the back of a sofa covered by a blanket so that only its face is visible.
She’s watching her soaps, better tell HQ she needs to buy tissues.

Pat under the blanket, by sarahstierch, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)

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BarriCATed, More Like It

BREAKING MEWS — The tense standoff between Miss Mimsy Puffikins and her human family has entered its third hour with no breakthrough in the negotiations. According to mediators, Puffikins remains barricaded inside her pillow fort and has increased her demands to a plate of tuna and three catnip toys.

the face of a cat peeks out from underneath sofa cushions
And I get to scratch the furniture anytime I want!

Striped cat "Angel" in her fort... IMG_0800, by wbaiv

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