Catmouflage

Taming My Inner Lion

Not That Mike The Other Mike5 Comments

I know I’m just a lowly housecat, but deep down I feel like I was meant to be a lion. I can just see myself crouching in the tall grass, leaping at unsuspecting prey, then basking in the sun after the hunt. Basically the stuff I do as a cat, only bigger.

And orange cat crouches down on the floor, wearing a hat that looks like a cartoon lion's face and mane
How do you do, fellow lions?

orangie, by paparutzi, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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Flat Cat Mat

Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

As a cat, the art of camouflage can be an important ability to ensure your safety from dogs, toddlers, and the dreaded vacuum cleaner. Make note of useful hiding locations such as planters, boxes, and curtains. When these aren’t available, hide in plain sight by pretending to be a throw rug.

a cat lies on its back, viewed from overhead
(Uh-oh, I think I hear the vacuum cleaner.)

P7210370, by ivveg, licensed under CC BY 2.0

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Undercover Cat

Not That Mike The Other Mike9 Comments

Could your cat be spying on you? In its ever-widening quest to gather personal data, Big Tech has a new foot soldier: Cats, who can eavesdrop undetected in exchange for free tuna snacks from Amazon.

A cat sits on the back of a sofa covered by a blanket so that only its face is visible.
She’s watching her soaps, better tell HQ she needs to buy tissues.

Pat under the blanket, by sarahstierch, CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)

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