Sentient Beanbag Chair — Left in apartment by previous tenant. Seats one adult. Whispers in Latin, may induce nightmares. Moving, must sell. Make offer.
Catmouflage
We Have Only Eyes For You
While I’m on vacation, please enjoy this repeat of a top-upvoted post. Keep sending cute links to submissions@cutetropolis.com! — Mike
The Hot Dog Thieves are about today, they’re crafty and stealthy and wise
They lurk in dark places, quite out of the way, so that all you can see is their eyes
So don’t get distracted; keep watch on your food, or I’ve got a terrible hunch
If they’re in the shadows, and they’re in the mood, you’re going to be losing your lunch.
Catmouflage
I love this couch, but it has both good and bad sides. The fun part is listening to everyone running around the house looking for me. The bad part is when someone gets tired of looking and decides to sit down.
Is there supposed to be a cat in this picture, DC Cindy?
Hidden Purrsuader
The strangest thing has been happening lately. I sit down in my favorite chair near the bookshelf, and as I start to read I hear a quiet voice in the back of my head that keeps repeating the word “tuna.” The weird thing is, I don’t even like tuna.