Is there ANYTHING the Russians can't rig?
NPR, via Me
Where's Groot when you really need him?
The Guardian, via Elizabeth G.
I'm so magical I can pull myself out of a hat!
Daily Mail, via Anyta K.
'Psst, wouldn't you like to throw me through a window? Yeah, you would.'
The Dodo, via Murray C.
Spoiler: They have fun.
The Animal Rescue Site, via Gigi The cat lady
And finally: I Hate When He Does That
Play him off, Xylophone Cat! (via Arne)
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