Yes, Your Royal Loopiness

Breaking News — In a statement today, Supreme Earth Ruler Thaddeus T. Fangwaffle decreed that Thursday shall henceforth be renamed “Flippity-doo.” Mr. Fangwaffle was then escorted back to the State Institution for the Criminally Loopy.

Black and white cat sits on a concrete post with his mouth open as if speaking. Someone is taking a picture of the cat.
I shall make more pronouncements next Flippity-doo. (Imgur)

Guess I need to buy new calendars, Andrew Y.

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Kitten on plastic bag

And finally: This Way, Please

Andrew Y. brings us a different kind of guide dog.

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Maru’s Paws to Refresh

After a hot morning in the garden and a spirited game of chase-the-toy, Maru remembers to hydrate, grabbing water by the pawful.

via Andrew Y.

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Weekend Open Thread

Happy Caturday! Cats are notorious productivity killers; some days they won’t even let you go to work, as reader Tara O. relates:

This is Butch giving zero Efs that I needed to get dressed to go work. But we discussed it and he decided that, why yes, yes, he would like me to go to work to bring home the bacon. He likes the bacon.

A tuxedo cat with black fur and White markings on its chest and muzzle stands on a piece of striped cloth while a human hand attempts to pull that cloth away
Not sure why you need this to get bacon, though.
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