“You know what? This is fine. Don’t mind this at all. In fact, I like it. Stylish. Suits me.”
Via Imgur.
Condoning the Cone
Cone Heads
A Shady Friendship
“Hey, buddy. I noticed you were having a tough day, and so I just wanted to sit with you and let you know that you’re not alone. Because that’s what friends do: They stay by each other through the good times and the bad times. But when the sunlight hits the inside of this cone in a few hours, I’m outta here. Just sayin’.”
Via Imgur.
And Where’s My Twist of Lemon?
This situation is entirely unacceptable. Not only is this ridiculous getup bulky, inconvenient, and degrading, but I distinctly requested cocktail onions, not olives.
Via Imgur.
All Hat, No Cuddle
“Dang, some people sure is touchy about their farm equipment. I was just down at the feed store, talking to Matty Dunnigan, and I says that the John Deere S550 series personal tractor ain’t nothing but a wind-up toy for mama’s boys and city slickers, and some yokel gets huffy and pulls my hat down over my head! Gettin’ so a fella can’t express an opinion no more.”
Via Imgur. (“The vet said the anti-scratch cone would be $50.00. Tractor Supply had it for $19.95.”)