Troubleshooting Guide for the Splooshomatic 3200 Series All-Purpose Extruder

Issue: Extruder no longer extruding.

Solution: Manually check the Pre-extrusion Material Supply Funnel for any blockage. Funnel may from time to time become clogged with stray employees who wander too close to the Air Intake Valve. We’re working on that, sorry.

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Via Imgur. “He may have lost a couple things today but his spirit wasn’t one of them.”

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People of Earth! Do not be alarmed by our helmets; we need them to breathe your primitive Earth atmosphere! We have journeyed many thousands of lightyears in search of kibble for our dying pla — Did you just call me “Mr. Coffee”? Why does everyone keep calling me “Mr. Coffee”? I fly all this way, my people are starving, I’m supposed to bring back kibble, and all you people do is crack jokes! Who is this Mr. Coffee, anyway — is he like your leader or something? Does he have all the kibble?

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