At first, Mrs. Fleynman had no idea who had ordered the deluxe Kit-T-Kondo three-level cat tower with optional snack dispenser that just arrived on her doorstep. However, in just a few moments, the answer would become clear.
Klepto Kitty
Cute Criminals
Duck Delinquents
“(Listen, we need to get our stories straight. We was both at the duck pond all afternoon and we don’t know nothing about no bread truck robbery.)”
Guess we’d better bill them out, Sharon H.
Bunday Baddie
Notorious vandal “Thumps” Jackson was arrested last night and charged with malicious damage to property. Jackson denied he had done anything wrong, adding “I thought cord-cutting was supposed to be a good thing for you people!”
Cutetropolis CrimeWatch
Cutetropolis Police are asking the public’s help in finding a dog suspected of hijacking a truck full of Chew-Eez dog treats yesterday at around 4 PM. Police have released this photo of the suspect along with a note he handed to the driver, which reads “Woof woof! Woof, woof woof woof! Woof!”
I’d surrender to this cutie any day, Sharon H.