Dachshunds

Flying for Dachshunds

Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

With its sleek aerodynamic body, the typical dachshund should easily be capable of sustained flight. Follow these simple steps:

  1. With your ears upright, prepare to leap into the air.
Dachshund dog running with its ears high in the air
If an elephant can do it…
  1. Flap ears downward. Repeat until airborne.
Dachshund dog running with its ears downward
…how hard can it be?

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