“Gentlemen, this stag meeting of the Loyal Brotherhood of Elks will now come to order. Before we get to new business, I’d like to personally thank Mel Greenblatt for the use of his lawn.”
Are these the guys who drive in the tiny cars, Sharon H.?
If you’ve never seen a car full of deer before, get ready: Fuzzy Fawn Wildlife is an animal rehabilitator specializing in whitetail deer, rescuing up to 80 fawns every season. (Facebook via Cheryl S.)
Wiping out crime!
The Dodo, via Cheryl S.
I could get used to this belly warmer, though.
BuzzFeed, via Andrew Y.
AYE YAM KING OF DA JUNGLE PUDDEM UP
Sad and Useless, via John B. & Alice Shortcake
But I'm not bringing in the paper.
The Dodo, via Cheryl S.
Good advice from Arne
#PandemicIn5Words Do wash your hands regularly pic.twitter.com/WFBNWlF7OK
— ♫ Adriano&Paulina ♫ (@keet0007) April 8, 2020
Snowy Valley, VT — The Association of Woodland Creatures, speaking on behalf of itself and the Aquatic Organisms Guild and Union of Avian Species, today formally thanked the human race for its decision to sequester at home. “The water’s clear again, the traffic noise from the highway is gone, and the air quality is amazing!” said spokesdeer Faline Whitetail. “Although this decision took us by surprise, we would like to say we’re very grateful, and we wish the humans great success with their new direction.”
