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McDerp, the Crime Dog

Not That Mike The Other Mike21 Comments

Kids, police work requires training, dedication, and most of all, the support of citizens just like you, our “eyes and ears” in the community. Is there a stranger in your neighborhood taking pictures? He might be dangerous terrorist, casing homes as part of his campaign to subvert American values. Or maybe a real estate agent. Either way, best to let us check it out, because our trained eyes don’t miss a thing. Take it from us: When you see anything bizarre, let us know, because Safety is Serious Business!™

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Put on a Happy Face

Not That Mike The Other Mike21 Comments

Are your teeth crooked? Is your entire smile crooked? Then come see the professionals at Dr. Darryl B. Payne, DDS. Whether you need help with a size nine canine or a holey molar, Darryl B. Payne can straighten out your smile.

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Just needs to be rotated a little.

“Dr. Payne gave me a beautiful smile,” writes satisfied customer Gurlph Murphston. “Now I can’t wait to hear photographers tell me to say ‘cheese’!”

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In fact, the word “cheese” really excites me now, for some reason.

Photos: top, 😜😜, by jespahjoy, licensed under CC BY 2.0; bottom, via Imgur and mental hygienist Tina M. UPDATE: Murray C. sends in a picture of another satisfied customer:

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Derp.
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On Wednesdays We Wear Pink!

Not That Mike The Other Mike31 Comments

Yep, today’s pink day. Totally pink. Got my pink hat, got my pink frilly skirt, got my… you know, this just might be a little too much pink. I mean, I like pink as much as the next guy, but c’mon! I may need to register my displeasure by sticking out my tongue… and that’s pink too! Darnit, darnit, darnit!

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From reader and submitterationist Julie H. comes Poncho! (And does he have a poncho? And if he does, is it pink? Because that would just be too faboo.)

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