I can tell what you’re thinking. “Time to give my little snookie-wookums a bathy-wathy!” So I see I’m going to have to give your arm a slashy-washy.
Don’t Even Think About It
Disapproval
Enjoying the View?
Because I noticed you watching my nest and going ooh and aah like you people do, and here I am, just a single mother trying to make ends meet, and I’m thinking maybe you could toss in a few grubs? A nice fat worm?
And Now Here’s WQTE Meteorologist Noah Dignity with Today’s Weather
“Thanks, Bob. You’re in luck if your plans take you outside today, because as you can see it’ll be sunny all afternoon, with a chance of resentful hissing later in the evening. Tomorrow we have a chance of midday thundershowers, which means I’ll have to dress up like a cloud and stand in the bathtub again. Back to you, Bob.”
Oh yeah, he looks super happy, Andrew Y.
We Frown Upon That Sort of Thing
“Excuse me, did you just say that managing your co-workers was ‘like herding cats’? Really? Are we still using that biased anti-cat language in this day and age? You couldn’t have chosen a less inflammatory term such as ‘like pushing a rope uphill’ or ‘like explaining something to a dog because dogs are completely stupid,’ both of which are objectively true?”
