I distinctly remember placing a half-finished “Big Bad n’ Bold Barbecue Bacon” calzone that I bought yesterday from the Gas ‘n Gulp on the corner, and I’ve been looking all over this fridge for it, and that bad boy’s gone, and since you’re the only other one in the house, I’d appreciate some answers, Becky!
Disapproval
Resting Grump Face
I’m really a happy cat, it’s just that I was cursed with this angry expression, and it makes me look unapproachable. And so people tend to avoid me, they don’t make eye contact or ask me how I’m doing. Is that so much to ask? A little “hey, how’s it going” once and a while? I mean, am I radioactive or something? It’s enough to make one grumpy.
The classic self-fulfilling prophecy, Andrew Y.
Seal of Disapproval
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It’s… Lovely
I realize that fall is coming and with it lower temperatures, so I appreciate the thought, I really do. I just thought that this would be a good time to remind you that I’m a freaking cat and I have a fur coat!
But it’s the thought that counts, Sharon H.