You can’t find the new kitten? Well, I wouldn’t worry about it. You know how kittens are — he’ll probably turn up in a small box or under the laundry basket or anywhere other than beneath this pillow, I mean you might as well not even look under here because if he was struggling under this pillow I would be the first to tell you.

Hello, I’d like to address a serious problem facing dogs today: Toy Shrinkage. That’s right, “shrinkflation” isn’t just for humans anymore. We dogs get diminishing returns for our toy dollar as well. For example, this blue octopus was purchased just one year ago…

And today, that same blue octopus is now 43 percent smaller! They’re just not making the exact same things the way they used to!

via Reddit.