I didn’t even float! Stupid clown LIED to me!
People, via NTMTOM
It takes a village to raise a child.
AP News, via Karen F.
Cats are so domesticated that now the food tracks them down. (via Andrew Y.)
According to leading doggoneomists, when water is allowed to roll off a dog’s tongue, its flavor is improved by up to 0.0000003 percent, and its thirst-quenching properties are enhanced by a factor of 7.3 hydrowhatevers.
It’s exactly where they said it would be! Just six paces from the coconut tree, then turn nineteen degrees left, then… wait, was it nineteen paces from the palm tree, then six feet due north… well, dang.
Using paper, a blade, and a lot of skill, artist shinrashinge creates funny faces with functional features, including these paper pets. It’s just what he was cut out to do.
