In 1987, Rolf and Helen Snorfmarble testified in the trial of notorious feline gangster “Slasher” Slomopowitz. In exchange for their brave testimony, the Snorfmarbles were given new identities and placed in the witness protection program.
Elizabeth G. shows us the Squirrel Distribution System in action.
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.
People, via NTMTOM
Most amusing, human. You’ll be finding those in your neck later.
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
Elizabeth G. shares a man with the coolest job title: Duck Master.
Here we see a hungry kitten hunting an unsuspecting Buddy. Stealthily creeping from behind, the wily feline strikes!
