Breaking Sports News: The Metal City Maulers soccer team is pleased to introduce its new mascot. “A tough team needs a tough mascot,” says head coach Hank “Tank” Flankplank, “and Chompy here’s not afraid to go for the, ah, gusto.”

Breaking Sports News: The Metal City Maulers soccer team is pleased to introduce its new mascot. “A tough team needs a tough mascot,” says head coach Hank “Tank” Flankplank, “and Chompy here’s not afraid to go for the, ah, gusto.”
Cuddle Buddies / YouTube, via Karen P.
Laughing Squid, via NTMTOM
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Murray C. shares an invisible dog.
Probably learned it from this guy:
“People back in the day would say ‘that poor duck!’ but really he was just a great actor,” says Fetch Ruffley, star of the Nintendo hit Duck Hunt, of co-star Mallard Q. Beakman. “Each time he got ‘shot’ he’d fall down in agony, and it got me tons of hate mail.”
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
That Good News Girl / YouTube, via Murray C.
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
I think this dog hasn’t heard of stairs, Arne.