Steve Fails to Respect Boundaries

Meanwhile, at Jacobs Ridge, Steve the donkey has been called into the Human Resources department to discuss certain inappropriate aspects of his workplace behavior, in particular his tendency to escalate lippy-kissies, which are welcome under certain circumstances, from nibbly-nibblies, which are not. Also, maybe a breath mint would be nice. (via Murray C.)

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Donkey Business

Scandal at Jacobs Ridge animal sanctuary! Someone has broken into the feed shed, and the manager has to confront prime suspect Steve without making an ass of himself. But when Steve turns on the charm, the poor manager is left to hem and hee-haw.

Submitterated by Skimpy and Georgiana Y.

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Donkey Song

Musician and photographer Christopher Ameruoso strums a bluesy tune for his donkey Hazel, who nuzzles him appreciatively every time he plays. You can see and hear more of this musical couple here. (via Murray C.)

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Ascent of the Asses

Although the setback would hinder their progress for the remainder of the expedition, Sir Reginald and his climbing team were now more convinced than ever that they were on the verge of discovering the Cursed Aztec Treasure of Quetzalguadalacaca.

donkeys in climbing gear
”Look on the bright side, men — Now we can carry more gold!”

This picture makes me go hee-haw, Sharon H.

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