Toxic Mills, NJ — City planners today reached a settlement with Lucretia Webb, whose duck pond was paved over as part of a new housing subdivision. According to the terms of the settlement, Ms. Webb has been assured that traffic will be rerouted around her property.
I love it when the underduck wins, Sharon H.
I’m a duck, you silly goose! And besides that, the stork doesn’t go in the bundle, the stork carries the bundle! How’s about you leave this to the professionals, okay?
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Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Um, because he's a diabolical heart surgeon?
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
What's the sign for "baroo?"
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Ministry of Silly Walks, feline division.
Love Meow, via Andrew Y.
Atún was going to be a duck dinner, but a nice family brought him home instead where he rules the roost like a winner. (via Faye)
Solo the border collie has to learn those important sheep herding skills, but what if you don’t have a flock of sheep handy? You get a wading pool full of ducklings and give Solo a practice session in a convenient small space. As you can see, Solo needs more practice before she can solo with real sheep.
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