If you really want to send a hint, steal a cookbook.
Lonely Dog Goes Viral After Stealing Book About ‘Abandonment’
The Dodo, via Me
And finally: Water Landing, Sort Of
Via Reddit.
Links: Ballot Barks
Ducks
Links: Paging Sir Bedevere
She weighs the same as a witch!
12 Tiny Adorable Animals Being Weighed On Tiny Adorable Scales
Buzzfeed, via Andrew Y.
Red panda, standing by...
‘Super lovable’ red panda gets ready for opening day at John Ball Zoo
Mlive, via Me
Yeah, just TRY keeping us out!
Court upholds ending ‘no sea otter zone’ on California coast
KSBW, via Me
Hey, feed me and I'll remember whatever you want.
Would Your Dog Remember You After 10 Years?
NPR, via Me
And finally: Fish Wish Pitch Glitch
I told that genie that I wanted to stuff myself with a basket of fish, and instead I got a basket of stuffed fish. This had better not count against my three wishes. (via Andrew Y.)
How Do You Do, Fellow Cats?
“What’re you fellows discussing today? Bet it’s cat stuff, right? Golly, I sure do love discussing cat-related topics! Like tree-climbing and licking each other’s feath–fur, that stuff’s the best! And don’t get me started on hairballs, am I right or am I right?”
She’s No Pea-Wee
Maybelle stunned the other party guests with her ability to chug down a bowl of peas in record time, a technique nicknamed “pea shooters.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ZUT7xfC5U&rel=0
Whatever you do, Andrew Y., keep your fingers out of that bowl.