“Zelda, hello! I haven’t seen you since you and Drake flew south for the winter. And I hear that you just had ducklings, your first! Congratulations! Let me tell you, kids are a treasure, but they do the craziest things sometimes. Like the other day, I came home to the pond, and discovered that my youngest, Stacey, had gotten into my makeup kit. I was laughing so hard I could barely take this picture. Isn’t she adorable?”

This is a Mandarin Duckling, via Imgur.