“Well, sir, the first thing we need to do is get you off the bread crumbs and onto a strict diet of peas and lettuce, along with some brisk waddling on the treadmill.”
via Andrew Y.
Meanwhile, at the Duck Weight-loss Clinic…
Ducks
Links: Why a Duck?
Why you should have a duck, dog eats ALL the homework, penguin gets new shoes, pufferfish cult members, and more.
Why a duck? Why-a no chicken?
“Why You Should Have A Duck” Is Dedicated To All Things Ducks
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Well, lack of caffeine will do that.
Bossy cockatoo throws tantrum over caffeine. And everything else
GeoBeats / YouTube, via NTMTOM
Now it’s easier to WAALK, WAALK, WAALK!
San Diego Zoo penguin fitted with orthopedic footwear
10 News, via AJ
A likely story!
Teacher left in tizzy after pet dog eats students’ summer homework
Mirror, via NTMTOM
And finally: JOIN US
Andrew Y. shares these happy faces who would like to invite you to a free orientation meeting at the airport Hyatt Regency and it’s completely free and there’s no obligation and bring your checkbook.
Links: Who Was That Masked Cat?
Masked cat and his youthful ward, horse brothers reunited, beautiful dog photos, pet duck, and more.
And his youthful ward, Ricardo Grayson.
This Cat Became Popular On The Internet For Looking Like Zorro
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Bacon would be a tribute too, just saying.
I Paid A Tribute To Dogs By Taking Adorable Pictures Of Them
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
Quack, I mean woof.
Meet Pippi, the Taranaki pet duck who’s better than a dog
Taranaki Daily News, via NTMTOM
Thanks, I hate it.
Rescued Cat Visits Beach For First Time And His Reaction Is Priceless
YouTube, via Murray C.
I’m not whinnying, you’re whinnying.
Video of Horse Brothers Reuniting After Years Apart Is Absolutely Beautiful
Pet Helpful, via A9
And finally: Gooooal! (thud)
Arne shares a very enthusiastic sports fan.
Links: Swipe Right
Doggie dating photos, cat’s a critic, whistling ducks, jumper gets a jumper, and more.
Cute. It would be cute. That's what it would be.
If Your Dog Was On A Dating Site, What Would Its Profile Pic Be?
Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.
If it whistles like a duck...
Whistling ducks make rare Canadian appearance in N.B.
CBC, via Sharon G.
And finally: A Jumper for a Jumper
What a knit idea, Andrew Y.