OK, this looks bad. I mean, I probably look like a complete idiot here. In my defense, though, this was strictly a question of not having enough momentum. If I’d had a proper running start, I could have cleared the cat door easily.
Fail
I’d Rather Not Talk About It
Yes, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation. Let’s just say that it’s fun to chase frogs on land, but not everything that looks like land is actually land.
via Imgur.
This Glass Is Half Fool
hows life going?”” me: pic.twitter.com/uZJNJmRIED“
— Cutest Animals Ever (@CUTEST_ANlMALS) March 29, 2017
You never saw that.
It never happened.
I was never here.
Got a towel?
You Said a Mouthful, Doc
Dr. Dogowitz often had to deal with shy patients. When checking for a sore throat, it often helped to tell a really boring story and wait for the patient to yawn. It usually worked… usually.
Via Twitter.