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And finally: She Takes a Bootin’ and Comes Back Pootin’

When queen of the hill Faa Mai is rudely shoved from her perch, she regains her rightful place and expresses her indignation as only a queen could dare. Both Andrew Y. and Faye sent this in, but I decided to run with it, so blame me.




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Um, Do You Have a Receipt For That?

Excuse me, I’m with birdhouse store security. One of our operatives observed you on the surveillance camera. I’m going to need to ask you to empty your pock–OH FOR PETE’S SAKE!




I don’t think we can put that back in inventory, Murray C.

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Poot Me Down, Please

Pete the wombat loves corn, but he doesn’t much like being held, and at the start of this video, he airs his displeasure in the rudest way possible.




“I’m sorry, was that me?” (wink!)

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Submitted by Lady VW and Andrew Y., who blamed it on each other.

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Star Trek Trivia Time

In addition to the well-known “Vulcan Nerve Pinch” it is also possible to render an assailant unconscious with a more obscure technique called the “Vulcan Nose Pick.”

Found by Mariana P. on 9gag with the title “Orange pointy chicken pokes hamster dog,” which is either brilliant or stupid, I honestly don’t know anymore. (Also, “orange pointy chicken” sounds like something you’d order at Panda Express.)

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