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I Touchie Da Fi — Um, No

January 10, 2024January 10, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike7 Comments

I smellied da fishie… I lookeed da fishie… But on further consideration of all the available facts in the matter, it appears that I shall not touchie da fishie.

cat looks disapprovingly at a particularly unpleasant looking fish dish — You… you actually EAT this? (Imgur)

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Birdbrain Meets Birdbath

June 29, 2023June 29, 2023Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

I can’t believe my no-good selfish human! Makes herself a delicious-smelling bowl of chicken soup, and didn’t share it with me! Didn’t even let me lick the bowl! Well, I’ll show her! I’m having bird-flavored water even if it kills me!

Cat stands on hind legs to drink from birdbath — And from the smell, that seems likely. (Imgur)

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So Long, Sucker

September 20, 2022September 20, 2022Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

Oh, this? I traded some kid for it. I was getting really tired of my rawhide bone, and he seemed tired of this thing, so we looked at each other and shrugged, and that was that.

Dog with pacifier in mouth — Starting to think the kid came out ahead. (Imgur)

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Oh, the Smell of It

December 4, 2020December 4, 2020Not That Mike The Other Mike9 Comments

Olive and Mabel’s new perfume is more eww than eau

This holiday, give her the world’s most enticing fragrance. A scent that transports the senses to faraway shores, to sea, to sand, to seagulls. Dead seagulls. Give her Canine, by Andrew Cotter.

Pre-ordered by Alice Shortcake, Allein S., and Murray C.

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