Work Stoppage

Dear Resident: We attempted to enter your home today to service your air conditioner. However our technician was greeted by a large dog who brought toy after toy and pestered him until he agreed to play tug-of-war with Mr. Squeaky Octopus. After that the dog offered our technician a bag of potato chips from the pantry and several beers to wash them down. As a result he was unable to complete the work, but will return tomorrow. Please have more beer.

close up of a dog resting its face on a door hanger note headlined "Maintenance was in your home today." followed by a handwritten note. The dog is wearing sunglasses.
That’s his story and I ain’t talking. (Imgur)

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You Nap? I Yap!

Buddy the Goldie is babysitting a sleepy kitten, who is no doubt worn out after her earlier nap. But Buddy’s other guest, a yappy husky pup, has other plans.

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Bed-bugged Buddy

What is it about the good-natured Golden retriever it makes other pets think they can just hop in bed with them? You’d think there’d be enough bed for two to share — but then the interloper is a little husky.

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