“See, what you got there’s a classic case of engine block. You gotta reroute your carbonator into your cataclysmic converter, and then increase the voltage coming from your altercator into your odoreater until your spankplugs are firing on all four colanders.”
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“Hey, I just want to say thanks for letting me help you paint the room. It makes me feel special when you let me be a part of things. And I think it turned out all right, even if I did knock over the ladder. So are you going to let go of the ceiling fan soon?”
Hey, I found the problem with your Scrabble game. Some idiot went and glued all the tiles to the board! Anyway, I’ll have this fixed in a minute and then we can play.
I think someone’s in the market for a new laptop, Sharon H.