Impending Doom

The Rabbit Ritual

Not That Mike The Other Mike11 Comments

The robed acolytes held aloft their torches, lighting the path to the great stone staircase. At its peak sat the Ancient One in its throne, its gruesome jaws eager for tribute. “Oh Great and Benevolent Cottontail,” intoned the Grand High McGregor, his arms outstretched to the exalted beast, “feast well upon our humble offering, that it may nourish and give thee strength.” And indeed the terrible creature was pleased, for across its face formed a toothsome leering grin. Quickly, the acolytes averted their eyes and fled the chamber, for what was about to transpire was not meant for mortal eyes to witness.

456115864_3f63ede8c0_b
“But after this, we’re going out for pancakes, right? Guys? Where are they going?”

Daisy faces the Darkness II, by LRD615, licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

You already voted!

Don’t Go in There! Don’t Go in There!

Not That Mike The Other Mike58 Comments

We think cats are strange for not wanting to get into the shower, but here’s one cat who can give you a really good reason to be scared, after watching Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho. (Yeah, this is probably staged, but who cares?)

A boy’s best friend is his submitter, Elizabeth G. (via BoingBoing)

You already voted!

Tonight on Bad Idea Theatre

Not That Mike The Other Mike7 Comments

Under the hot morning sun as it rises over the Serengeti, the fierce lioness searches for prey. Driven by duty to her pride and her offspring, her keen eyes comb the scrub brush for miles, trained by experience to spot even the most fleeting sign of life. At last, she sees a trio of ostrich gathered around a small pool. Though the great birds are fast, her legs are swift and sure, and the unusual gravity of the Serengeti gives her the advantage. But she must be wary; one slip and… well, let’s just say it’s a long way down to the horizon.

podborka_vecher_23
[suspenseful music intensifies, sad trombone standing by]
You already voted!