This Christmas, Maru gets a visit from a Santa Claus powered by artificial intelligence, which means that it runs hopelessly in circles wasting electricity until a human bails it out. Maru, Hana and Kitten Miri give the jolly old bot a chilly reception, until they see what he brought them.
Merry Christmas to Andrew Y. and all of Cutetropolis.
In the ever-escalating struggle of cats against dogs, will technology tip the balance? Unable to counter the dog’s speed or strength, cats have developed Anti-Doggo Omnidirectional Robot Cat (aDORC), which can withstand a bite force of 200 PSI, launch distracting tennis balls at a rate of five per second, and comes equipped with a high-frequency transmitter that can broadcast “It’s time for your bath” that only dogs can hear.
“OK, I rewired the lateral servo mechanism. Try it now.”
With such fearsome weaponry, the cats hope to turn the tide of the battle and bring about lasting peace… if they can figure out how to turn it on.
“Well, dang, maybe it’s got a bad motivator…” (Ecchs)