“Camera one, get a wide shot on the jugglers… Camera two, give me some crowd reaction… Camera three, you’re out of focus… Camera one, pan slowly across the tap-dancing ostriches… Stand by, camera four… Camera three, tilt up a little, you’re giving me sidewalk and sneakers… Camera four, pull back so we see the pontiff actually on the unicycle… Camera three, why am I seeing a vending machine? Pan left! Stand by, camera two… Camera three, stop shooting that girl picking her nose! Do you have any idea what you’re doing?”

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