“No, no, NO! It’s step, two, three, turn, THEN turn, turn, kick, turn! How many times do we have to go through this??

DSC_8305.jpg, by koji1106, licensed under CC BY 2.0
“No, no, NO! It’s step, two, three, turn, THEN turn, turn, kick, turn! How many times do we have to go through this??

DSC_8305.jpg, by koji1106, licensed under CC BY 2.0
Just between you and me, that whole “speak no evil” thing is just a suggestion. I mean, I could tell you a thing or two about my partners, and as long as they don’t see me or hear me, they’ll never know.

Monkey Island, Vietnam, by Rick McCharles, licensed under CC BY 4.0

People, via NTMTOM
Bored Panda, via NTMTOM
From (in order) NTMTOM, Andrew Y., and two from Dana D.
Although notes and a partial rough draft have survived, author Ian Fleming eventually abandoned his story in which 007 battled the notorious Goldmonkey, an evil genius whose atomic-powered potassio-ray threatened to irradiate the world’s banana supply.

Monkey Maintenance, by alixlee.com (Ali Speakman), public domain