Koalas

Links: Who Moved My Cheese?

Not That Mike The Other Mike16 Comments

This is why people can't find their keys.

Pensioner Catches A Mouse That Kept Cleaning His Shed

Bored Panda, via Andrew Y., Phred's Mom and Alice Shortcake

Um, could you like me a little less?

16 Dogs Annoying Cats With Their Friendship

Cuteness, via Elaine W.

"OK, we're about ten feet from the stick, so get ready to fetch."

Blind Senior Dog Finds A Puppy Friend To Show Him The Way

The Dodo, via Murray C.

She's my buddy during check-ups!

Cuddly Toy to the Rescue for Koala at Edinburgh Zoo

ZooBorns, via Murray C.

Peek a boo!

First Bennett’s wallaby joey born at National Zoo in 30 years

WJLA, via Elizabeth G.

Brothers from different mothers.

Orphaned Kittens Found With Tinier Adopted Kitty on a Farm

Love Meow, via Andrew Y.

Hi, you don't know us, but...

Twitter Thread About Neighbor’s Pets Breaking Into House

BuzzFeed, via Andrew Y.

And finally: Stre-e-e-e-e-e-tch!

Napping is hard work; you gotta limber up first. (via Dana D.)

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Koala Pickup Lines

Not That Mike The Other Mike20 Comments
  • G’day! Wanna mate?
  • Your pouch would look good on my couch.
  • Eucalyptus? Wow, I calyptus too! We have so much in common!
  • I’ll be your teddy bear! (Even though I am not a bear but in fact a marsupial [derived from the Greek mársippos, meaning “pouch”], first classified by German zoologist Johann Karl Wilhelm Illiger in 1811. In addition to the characteristic abdominal pouch for carrying and nursing young, marsupials differ from bears and indeed all placental mammals in a number of ways, such as the lack of ossified patellae, necessitating several [cont. pg. 391])

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Links: Pouch Potato

Not That Mike The Other Mike10 Comments

Still living in Mom's basement, I see.

Koala Joey Peeks Out Of Mom’s Pouch

ZooBorns, via Murray C.

Do it, loser! **PFTHHTPTHHTT!!!**

21 Cat Photos That Will Make Laugh Until You Cry

Cuteness, via Elaine W.

Think I'll take up fishing.

Office Cat Lost Job But Found Home to Spend His Golden Years

Love Meow, via Andrew Y.

So is that thing comfortable?

These cute pets made friends across the species divide

Twitter, via Andrew Y.

Greetings, human of Earth, I come from the planet Hamsteria.

Woman Sees Cage On Side Of Highway, Finds Abandoned Pet

The Dodo, via Murray C.

And finally: So What Does This Button Do?

I guess that was the panic button. (via Andrew Y.)

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Links: And G’day to You, Sir

Not That Mike The Other Mike16 Comments

Almost as cute as the Cutetropolis 2019 calendar, on sale now! (Oh, who am I kidding?)

Australian Firefighters Pose With Animals For 2019 Charity Calendar

Bored Panda, via Dana D.

Just five more minutes...

18 Sleeping Cats Who Are Too Cute To Wake Up

Cuteness, via Elaine W.

Thanks, it was cramped in that egg!

Auckland Zoo’s Kiwi Chick Arrives for Special Month

ZooBorns, via Murray C.

This pic will make sense when you read the article.

Unbelievably Smart Things Animals Have Done That Surprised People

Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.

It's November 23, BTW.

Wolfenoot: A Kid-Invented Holiday For Dogs

The Animal Rescue Site, via Elaine W.

And finally: Nailed the Landing

I’d give it a nine-point-seven, Dana D.

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