Who, me? No, I’m not just lying around, I’m… ah, stretching. Yeah, that’s it, stretching. You gotta keep limber to catch those gazelles, yes sirree. Even though technically, the lionesses handle that, but still… Stretching. Yep.

Seems legit, Andrew Y.

“So why am I not king yet? I’ve been alive three whole weeks and people are still calling me the lion prince? Do you have any idea how lame that sounds? I should be king right now! I’m totally ready to do king stuff, like standing on rocks looking regal and the whole bit! Believe me, nobody knows more about kinging than I do!”

Hakuna matata, Sylvia C.