It’s kind of sweet how it happened. Me and my boyfriend were out late — and I’m not gonna lie, I had been hitting the catnip a little hard that night — and we’re both feeling a little high. And he says “Hey, we need to do something totally crazy before we get too old.” And we happened to be walking past a tattoo parlor at the time, so…
Look out for the Sunflower Goat Gang! They’re the sproingiest sprinters who ever rocked a pair of pajamas!
Residents of Cutetropolis should be alert to a protection racket operated by the notorious Pigdog Brothers. Victims are threatened to give them carrots and hotdogs or they’ll howl and make that wheek-wheek noise at 3 AM.
Anything but that, Andrew Y.!
Don’t get me wrong, it’s nice that you invited a friend for me to play with. But he just stands there!
