The Center for Applied Mad Science is pleased to announce that, following years of experimentation, cross-breeding, genetic tampering and supplications to the dark forces beyond the mortal realm, they have successfully produced the world’s first sentient avocado.
Don’t eat the green ones, Andrew Y. — they’re not ripe yet.
Desperate to save their marriage, Helen relents and lets Reynaldo install trapeze equipment in the bedroom. Meanwhile, Marge and Walter attend a seance led by the mysterious Madam Flambé to obtain their late father’s Bitcoin password. And in the tranquil Floofman household, little Bentley suspects that Horace and Maybelle may not be his real parents…
There’s definitely a family resemblance, Andrew Y.
Who are these strange beasts from the planet Yapulon? How did they materialize beneath an ordinary sofa? What do they want with us? Where can I go play with them? Why am I shouting?
Probably on account of the yapping, Murray C.
We have something unusual this Caturday, because today’s visitor brought a stuffed toy made by CuddleClones to look like an exact duplicate!
Andrew Y., bringing twice Teh Qte!