Every day, it’s the same food in the same small portions. And I think, don’t I deserve more? Do I have to play by their rules? Can’t I grab the things I want in life? And as it turns out, I can’t.

“Oooh, look, it’s snowing!” you said. “Go out and play, it’ll be fun!” you said.

Oh, this. Yeah, not one of my brighter ideas. I just got back from the groomer and she told me that I had a very nice coat and that I should take good care of it, so…