“Oooh, look, it’s snowing!” you said. “Go out and play, it’ll be fun!” you said.

“Oooh, look, it’s snowing!” you said. “Go out and play, it’ll be fun!” you said.
Oh, this. Yeah, not one of my brighter ideas. I just got back from the groomer and she told me that I had a very nice coat and that I should take good care of it, so…