Meanwhile, at the home of cat food magnate Tuxedo G. Sourpuss, the generous tycoon has graciously invited his loyal employees for holiday dinner, only to be reminded that dogs don’t have the same table manners as cats do.
It’s like watching my whole family eat, Michelle P.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that following minutes of rigorous research, I have located The Best Wombat Movie Ever Been Made! Three solid minutes of pudgy, adorable wombat! If you enjoyed such classics as Gone With the Wombat, The Maltese Wombat, and The Wombat On the River Kwai, then you must see… The Best Wombat Movie Ever Been Made! Coming soon to this theater!
We are proud to serve only the finest, most authentic cuisine de rongeur, prepared with love by legendary French chef Alphonse “Stuffy” le Cheeks. Bon appetit!
He didn’t even leave a tip, Daniel C., he just left.
I shall make this dandelion vanish right before your astonished eyes!
Amazing, Murray C.!