And Now, Weird Al Feeding Ostriches

But first, shout-out to April for her ongoing support. Now let’s throw things over to Weird Al, who’s about to let those big birds ♬ eat iiiiiiit, eat iiiiiiit… ♬

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That’s Just Dandy (Update)

Shouts-out tonight go to Susan and Sarah (and this just in, new subscriber Murray C.) for their support. Now, I was going to save this for Bunday, but since no fewer than three four readers — Elizabeth W., Faye, Sarah, and Murray C. — sent it in, I think it can’t wait, so… activate the Dandelion Disposal Unit!

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Can We Get You a Straw?

Behold the ferocious carnivorous canine. Even in its domesticated form, it remains an efficient killing machine, with flesh-rending fangs and jaws capable of 325 pounds of pressure per square inch. It is not, however, a very efficient slurping machine.

Poor thing’s gonna be here all day, Murray C.

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