Orangutans

Links: On the Next “Maury”

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Looks like there was monkey business.

Who’s the daddy? Surprise in Swiss orangutan paternity test

AP, via NTMTOM

I assume there's cat food in that moving van.

Couple Discovers Home Comes with Cat Who Lived There All Her Life

Love Meow, via Faye

Wait, the friend was IN the dog? I'm confused.

Kitten Rescued from Van in Parking Lot, Finds Perfect Friend in a Dog

Love Meow, via Andrew Y.

Stay warm, everybody.

Lucky Beagle Rescued As Michigan Descends Into Record Cold

The Animal Rescue Site, via Elaine W.

Herb Schockman, VP Sales

26 Dogs With Gold Star Headshots

Cuteness, via Elaine W.

And finally: A Half-Baked Disguise

That’s not what they mean by “purebred dog,” Andrew Y.

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Links: Orangutan Island

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She'll have protection and orangutan friends for company.

People built a whole island to protect a rare albino orangutan

Washington Post, via Me

I caught some Zs!

19 Golden Retrievers Retrieving All The Things

Cuteness, via Elaine W.

The extremely rare cupcat.

Kitten Found Stuck in a Cup, Leads Rescuers to Save His Entire Family

Love Meow, via Me

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

The World’s Silkiest Anteater Is Not—I Repeat, Not—Stoned

Wired, via Me

I'm... I'm actually not calm at this moment.

This Raccoon That “Works” At A Vet Clinic Helps Sick Dogs To Calm Down

Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.

And finally: Give Mama a Kiss, Fiona

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Links: Fresh as a Flower

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Meet Kesuma, which means ‘flower’ in Indonesia.

Chester Zoo Introduces Early Spring ‘Flower’

ZooBorns, via Murray C.

Whoa, those Tide Pods are a trip, man!

Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile

Bored Panda, via Lois M., Sharon H.

A friend with a built-in scratching post!

Rescued Cat Bonds with Orphaned Baby Rhino

Love Meow, via Me

Well, I suppose I could maul you a *little* bit...

This dog was returned to the shelter for being ‘too nice.’

Today, via Me

Gotcha!

This tiny bunny rabbit was absolutely determined to get into the bath

Independent, via Me

And finally: Put That Thing Back in your Mouth!

You don’t know where it’s been! (via Brouhaha)

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Links: Hot Wheels Racer

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Watch the video to see why they call her Scooty.

Super Scooty, a Disabled Dog Whose Pure Joy is Infectious

People, via Andrew Y.

There's definitely a metaphor in here, but let's not look for it.

Donkey leads escaped herd of goats, sheep through SoCal neighborhood

Fox 5 San Diego, via AJ

"Before we have dessert, I'd like to announce the winner of this year's Golden Trunk Award..."

From bees to bison, dinner tables with unusual guests

The Washington Post, via Me

It's a very warm relationship.

Kitty Found A Best Friend In Heater, And Their Relationship Is Beautiful

Bored Panda, via Andrew Y., Sylvia C.

Why no, I'm not carving a gun out of this banana.

Orangutan at South Carolina zoo is a serial escapee

ABC News, via Me

And finally: The FTD Kitten Bouquet

I’ll take a dozen, Andrew Y. From Cats of Instagram, also suggested by Laura H.

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