I’m Still a Poodle! I’m Still a Poodle!

♬ Brie cheese and croissants and cafe in cafes,
♬ Maurice Chevalier, when he sings La Marseillaise,
♬ Grand art museums where cherubs wear wings,
♬ These are a few of my favorite French things…

Everybody sing with me! Aaaaaaannnd

♬ I’m strictly a white-wine canine,
♬ I dislike anything that’s rude
♬ Just floating along on cloud nine,
♬ I enjoy being a Pood!

Poodle photobomb II

It’s Stephanie again (what are the odds?), this time with “Nala, the most beautiful and smartest dog ever (sadly, recently passed), and her goofy (and not that bright) best friend Foster the labradoodle.”

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We Need to Talk About Carl

“Look, he’s your friend, so you need to talk to him. Now, I know we’re supposed to respect diversity and all that jazz, but some of the other Labradors are asking questions, and frankly I don’t know what to tell ’em. It was one thing when he got the hairstyle, but now it’s the tail too, and then there’s the croissants and the French music he plays on the stereo all night, and we all need to know: Is he still a Labrador or what the hell is he?”

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“I’m a poodle! I’m a poodle! I’M A POODLE!”

Poodle Photobomb, by Bob Harmans, licensed under CC BY 2.0.

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