Dog bowls, turtle rolls, cat steals, and birds contemplate career change.

His paw was over the line! Mark it zero!

Girl Teaches Dog To Bowl, And Now He’s A Star At Local Bowling Alley

Paw My Gosh, via Cheryl S.

A devoted dad!

Guy Tucks His Cat Into His Own Little Bed Every Night

The Dodo / YouTube, via Murray C. & Dana D.

Everything is awesome!

Injured Turtle at Maryland Zoo Fitted with Customized LEGO Wheelchair

Maryland Zoo, via Ricky & Bibi's Mom

Security Camera Catches Bored Cat Stealing Neighbors’ Laundry

The Dodo, via Murray C.

And I'm going for their livers next.

Stray Kitten Wins Hearts of Family that Found Her on the Street

Love Meow, via Andrew Y.

And finally: A New Life Awaits You! Call Now!

Teeny perma-blep, dogs and kids in winter, pigeon poppy nest, and cross-eyed cat, in today’s links.

* blep. *

Abandoned Kitten Is Now Gracing The World With Her Permanent ‘Blep’

The Best Cat Page, via Cheryl S.

She even has a bus pass!

Good Girl Takes The Bus Everyday To The Dog Park All By Herself

Bored Panda, via Andrew Y.

''Whoa, how do you make your breath do that?''

Kids And Their Big Dogs Share Winter Adventures Together In Photos

Reshareworthy, via Cheryl S.

Nice to meet both of you.

Meet Belarus, Adorable Cross-Eyed Kitten Stealing Everyone’s Hearts

Bored Panda, via Cheryl S.

They just put me to sleep, for some reason.

Pigeon Creates Beautiful Nest After Stockpiling Poppies from War Memorial

My Modern Met, via Faye

And finally: I’ll Take That, Thank You

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