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And finally: Brenter

As the Brexit negotiations continue, the Shadow Minister for Mousing arrives at 10 Downing Street. (via Andrew Y.)

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Get Hammered

Statues, man. Gotta love ’em. Hundred years ago, some fancy-pants artiste carved this, and then a bunch of stuffed suits unveiled it, and now here I am poopin’ on it. That’s what attracts us pigeons to statues: the ability to deliver poetic justice on a daily basis. You can fly right up to ’em, do whatever you want to ’em, and they can’t do nothing back.

(We’ll see about that, smart aleck.)
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Now We’re In Their Clutches!

Coming soon to this theater! When atomic scientists dabble in forces they cannot control, they unleash a flock of mutant monsters that rains terror from the skies! The police, the Army, even the Air Force are powerless to stop the… Attack of the Giant Pigeons! Shown in lifelike Pigeo-Vision™ — due to the highly realistic special effects used in this presentation, no one will be admitted without an umbrella!

This car could use a paint job, if you catch my drift. (Imgur)
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Great Birdbrains in History

During World War I, homing pigeons played a vital role in communications due to their innate ability to find their way home. However, one wayward bird, nicknamed “Wrong-Way Coogan,” proved his worth by constantly getting lost. After discovering his singular skill, British commanders gave him a message with fake invasion details, and when released the bird immediately flew into enemy territory and was captured. The ruse worked, and although the pigeon never returned, he is honored with a simple statue, appropriately facing the wrong way.

(Hyup, I’m going to be where the birds are, I am I am!)

.H norahS yb dettimbuS

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