Me become a pilot? When pigs fly!

Airport Gets Therapy Pig To Make Holiday Travel A Little Less Stressful

Distractify, via Sharon H.

It's really a parachute, in case I'm in a plane being flown by a pig.

An Anxious Dog Went To A Friend’s House Wearing Backpack

Buzzfeed, via Andrew Y.

Yes, there's a back half too. Yes, it's anatomically correct.

Skewered Shiba Inu Dumplings

Yahoo Style (Hong Kong), via Andrew Y.

This is one of the cuter ones.

Victorian Christmas Cards That Are As Creepy As Those Times Themselves

Bored Panda, via John B

And finally: Don Meow Our Gay Apparel

Oh sure, this sort of thing is annoying when it’s happening on your back fence at three in the morning. But put those kitties in some human suits and white robes, and… it’s still annoying and now it’s weird too. From sender-inner Cheryl S., here are members of Les Petits Chanteurs a la Croix de Bois. Take it away, Don Piano!