I have your test results, Mr. Plushisarus, and I’m not going to sugar-coat things. In all my years treating stuffed animals, I’ve never seen an instance this severe. I’m afraid you have a terminal case of… hamster.
Surgically submitted by Andrew Y.
At Specifically General Hospital, Nurse Stoppedhart learns that handsome Dr. Horgenflorf is actually a Paraguayan circus juggler practicing without a license. Meanwhile, kindly farmer Vern Spankly struggles to save the family sesame seed farm from the Extraordinary Evil Mortgage Company. And in a secluded motel room at the edge of town, Betsey and Bob resume their torrid affair…
Bibi kiss Bobo!!!!~, by Shika Kaoin, licensed under CC BY 2.0
I’m golden retriever Barbie!
People, via NTMTOM
One of the signs of growing up is when you can no longer fit in your original packaging.
"I can totally fit."
My human really needs to get her eyeglass prescription updated. I mean, I’m enjoying the hot tub bath, it’s actually quite relaxing, but I can’t really enjoy it knowing that back at my cage she’s wondering why her teabag isn’t eating its lettuce.
