Pocket Pets – CUTETROPOLIS

That’s Right, I Wasn’t Poofy Enough

May 6, 2024May 6, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike9 Comments

This was exactly what I needed. Good call, human.

white hamster being held by a pair of hands. The hamster wears a furry blue hood with a drawstring ending in two large white balls. — Now, folks, I ask you… (Reddit)

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A Handy Ham in Hand

April 23, 2024April 23, 2024Not That Mike The Other Mike8 Comments

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That's enough blusher, you're not in the circus. — That’s enough blusher, you’re not in the circus. (Imgur)

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Hamster Horror

October 31, 2023October 31, 2023Not That Mike The Other Mike4 Comments

Can this heroic hamster escape a haunted house full of tricks, traps, and tentacles before a ghoulish gourmet makes him into a ham sandwich?

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High-gloss Hamster

August 21, 2023August 21, 2023Not That Mike The Other Mike15 Comments

“People think my life is easy,” says superstar Hampton Hamilton, “but I’m busy all the time, and that includes taking care of my fans.” Here, Hampton prepares to autograph photos for his fan club.

Hamster sits next to group of photographs of itself — OK, we use a rubber stamp, but I supervise each one. (Tumblr)

Sign me up, Andrew Y.

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