Bed Hog

Sorry, this bed is full. I’d love to share, but I tend to toss around a lot, so I need lots of space to stretch out. I like to do a little scampering before I got to sleep, and I you’d only be in the way. Nothing I can do about it, I’m afraid. Why don’t you go downstairs and sleep on the sofa?

Heh, sucker. (Imgur)
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