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Will Bethany forgive Steve for accidentally knocking her into the duck pond during their rowboat date? Will Bryce and Matthew come to terms with their strange feelings for one another? And who will get the final rose? The answers to these pressing questions will be answered tonight, on the season finale of The Poochelorette!

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Gesundheit!

Can I get you anything? A tissue? Some decongestant? An exorcism, perhaps?

There’s a sneeze that means business, Arne.

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Consumer Alert!

Owners of pets obtained from Vinnie Magoola’s Purebred Pomeranians may be eligible for a partial refund as part of a class-action settlement. The suit alleges that the dogs are not pure bread as advertised but in fact are actual dogs cleverly disguised as bread.

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But you can cover us with strawberry jam anyway, that would be nice actually.

Our thanks to consumer affairs reporter Murray C.

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