Links: Package Deal

Four kittens with white fur huddle together in a pet carrier.

And finally: He’s a Pinball Hiss-ard!

There has to be a twist, Elizabeth G.

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Links: I Think We Need to Address the Dachshund in the Room

A hyper realistic sculpture of a giant dachshund sleeping in a futuristic gallery space. Strange robot like structures are displayed in the background.

And finally: Never Mind the Floor, Scrub ME!

WD found an insistent turtle.

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Great Moments in Happiness

In 1972, scientists at Extremely Important University discovered a sentence that when spoken aloud could induce unbearable levels of bliss in dogs. Containing the words “treat,” “walk,” “out,” “steak,” “car,” “xylophone,” and “squirrel,” the sentence is so overpowering that its only copy has been locked in a steel vault and all involved have been sworn to secrecy.

a dog with an insanely happy smile looks at you.
“Xylophone”! He said “xylophone”!!! (Imgur)
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